Samsung keyboard, I need a word. Or several.

One need not place a comma before every conjunction. It is, in fact, breaking the flow and tensibility of my writing; not to mention the occasional rule of punctuation.

And I've told you this.

So can you stop nannying me? I know my English isn't perfect but the point of my writing on your big, dumb, ugly screen is communication. I do this quite well without your unnecessary, big-headed infantilisation.

Yours fucktastically,

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