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**Madeleine Begun Kane** @MadKane@mas.to · 2 Std.

Madeleine Begun Kane @MadKane@mas.to

Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It's unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.

#Pope #PapalConclave #Vatican

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 8 Std.

8 Std.

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

I believe this is a visual metaphor? Or pun? Maybe it's a vorshtein?

a donkey perched at the edge of a manhole, with it's back end in it

#donkey #animals #ass

**Anna Simpson** @Annasimpson25@mastodon.social · 11 Std.

11 Std.

Anna Simpson @Annasimpson25@mastodon.social

@JesusEstrada

Don't censor, MASTODON, because then we're lost.

Here are your three options. Choose yours, or present your arguments.

#usa #books #music #humour #humor #AI #satire #parody #funny #fun
#jokes #Elon #Trump #milei #freedom #optimism #space #science #mathematics #Nothing #StaffMembers #sign #pictures #darkness #deep #Ambient #atmospheric #emotional #depression #rio #river

**Graham Downs** @GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa · 12 Std. *

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Graham Downs @GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa

Crass cartoon depicting a beloved cartoon character sliced up like beef

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 12 Std.

12 Std.

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Mark Carney looking knowingly at the camera.

Caption: You are ready to report in stand-up that you are running behind, but the person before you just declared a major blocker that makes yours nothing anyone will care about.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

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**earthling** @appassionato@mastodon.social · 12 Std. *

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earthling @appassionato@mastodon.social

@GeriAQuin

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently, it depends on the dog breed.

And the Oscar goes to....

#dogs
#humour

**Absolute Memery** @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net · 13 Std.

13 Std.

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Some rules were meant to be violated.

#Meme #Memes #Humour

**Matthew Malthouse** @calmeilles@mstdn.social · 14 Std.

14 Std.

Matthew Malthouse @calmeilles@mstdn.social

New Ladybird just dropped.

A Ladybird Book

I'm a man of the people

and other lies told by an elitist fascist

Image in the style if Ladybird cover of a laughing man in Barbour jacket and flat cap holding a beer glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. To the right various figures with disconsolate faces look on and to the left are piled bundles of cash in notes and coin with something resembling the Imperial State Crown resting on top

#humour #humor #politics

**Caroli** @Cageme28@troet.cafe · 16 Std.

16 Std.

Caroli @Cageme28@troet.cafe

Moin! ️️️
Auch 2025 gleicht mein innerer Antrieb offenbar gelegentlich einem störrischen Maulesel.

Störrischer Maulesel. Bild mit KI gemacht.

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun

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**earthling** @appassionato@mastodon.social · 1 T. *

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earthling @appassionato@mastodon.social

@alexwild

Here's an interview with one.

#Blowflies
#politicians
#cartoons
#Leunig
#humour

Q. Blowfly, thanks for your time.

B. You're welcome, No worries.

Q You are a candidate for the coming election. Is that right?

B. Correct!

Q. Tell us about your vision.

B. My vision is compound. I want to bring a blowfly perspective
to society and a raw honesty to politics.

Q. What is your view of politics?

B. Politics is a mental illness. Most politicians are barking mad.

Q. Who will vote for you?

6. The common people. I know them well and they know me.
I spend a lot of time with them in their homes.

Q. Do you have an electoral slogan?

B. Come fly with me.

Q. You seem optimistic.

B. Indeed. Everywhere I go there's a great buzz in the air.

Q: Good luck Blowfly and thanks again.
B. It's been a pleasure. Thank you. Thanks heaps.

Leunig

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 1 T.

1 T.

The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

#memes #humour

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 1 T.

1 T.

The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Bork, Bork, Bork . . .

#memes #humour

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 1 T.

1 T.

The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Killing Jesus, by Bill O'Reilly

Michele Wojctechowski asks: You’re on a first date with someone, and they tell you the name of their favorite book. You immediately leave. What’s the book?

#memes #humour

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 1 T.

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The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Life is all about perspective.

Suburb's Finest posted:

| asked an EOD guy once about
the stress of bomb defusing.

He shrugged & said “It's not. I'm
either right, or suddenly it's not my
problem any more.”

| try to stick to that perspective.

#memes #humour

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 1 T.

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The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

I ask all the big, important questions on this account.

#memes #humour

jd @jd@mstdn.ca · 1 T.

1 T.

jd @jd@mstdn.ca

Cartoon: André Phillippe Côté
#cdnpoli #humour #humor

Cartoon: Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney sitting side by side in the Oval Office. Trump’s speech bubble takes up most of the space of the frame but is filled with unintelligible squiggles. Carney’s speech bubble, tiny in comparison, consists of the partial lyrics and music notation for ‘O Canada’.

**Luigis Geisterpistole** @wolf@metalhead.club · 1 T.

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Luigis Geisterpistole @wolf@metalhead.club

cat with hammer and sickle and the label:

I don't steal your meme

I share our meme

#meme #memes #fun

**Michael Magras** @michaelmagras@mstdn.social · 1 T.

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Michael Magras @michaelmagras@mstdn.social

I can't resist. #Humor #Humour #Comedy #Music #Vatican https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhYqeGp_Do&t=4s

YouTubeTom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag - fabulous version - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967Von The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 1 T.

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Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Another periodic reminder that in addition to sharing magnificent cat memes, I also write most excellent (extreme) books: https://www.amazon.com/Mark-A-Rayner/e/B003ZPDIF6

Indie bookstores: https://bookshop.org/contributors/mark-a-rayner

Disclaimers: Some books are merely award winning. No guarantee of "extremeness." More purchase options via profile. Meme via Google Images.