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"Why are you unsubscribing from our promotional emails?"

You send too many.

"Oh, how many is too many."

Once a month is too many.

"Why once a month? What makes you say that?"

Er...

"What happens when you get an email from us?"

I delete it.

"Why do you delete it?"

Because it is useless.

"Why it is useless?"

Because it is not useful.

"Why is it not useful?"

It is about something I'm not interested in.

"Why are you not interested in it?"

I've never learned emu husbandry.

"How come?"

I was busy with something else.

"How come?"

...

"How come?"

What?

"How come?"

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING EMAILS!

"How come?"

:headache:

:holdthepain:

Chief #Alabama #goober Tommy #Tuberville said the #US has "the weakest #military that we've had in probably a year in my lifetime."

He neglected to mention that he has personally prevented hundreds of officers from being promoted, and continues his #blockade on military #promotions to this day.

I really don't like this this guy. At all.

businessinsider.com/tuberville

Insider · Tuberville said US has the 'weakest military' in his lifetimeVon Madison Hall

#America's least favorite #goober, Sen. Tommy #Tuberville, is completely #ignorant of what the #military is, what it does, how it operates, and what its #culture is all about. If you go outside right now and find a pile of #dogshit, that pile of dog shit knows more about our military than Sen. Tuberville. That's how ignorant he is. And when that ignorance combines with his epicly poor judgement, an unnecessary blockade on high-level #promotions is what results.

businessinsider.com/tuberville

InsiderTuberville makes fun of poetry in Navy, but it's a time-honored traditionVon Chris Panella