Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech genius" like spending 68 minutes reverse engineering a fan to escape the tyranny of its app. 
Instead of enjoying clean air, let's devote our weekends to making sure our air purifier can join the unified utopia of Home Assistant—because who needs a social life when you can have a cloud-free smart home? 
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James Warner · Hacking a Smart Home DeviceHow I reverse engineered an ESP32-based smart home device to gain remote control access and integrate it with Home Assistant.
Wow, another article that revives the "dead parrot" 
How original! 
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Oh great, Elon is now equipping Cybertrucks with anti-protester force fields. Because nothing says "solving real-world problems" like turning your overpriced Tonka toy into a 
BREAKING NEWS: 
Who would've thought that a company profiting from 
Next up, the revelation that water is wet and the sun rises in the east! 
️ Remember folks, in Cupertino's grand ecosystem, all "innovation" must be pre-approved by Tim Apple himself. 
Behold the riveting saga of "Archival Storage" — where David Rosenthal regales us with tales from his seminar, valiantly attempting to make digital preservation seem like the next summer blockbuster. Spoiler alert: it's not. 
Apparently, "exceptional" in 
The article's true achievement is proving that "4Space" is where your 
The "unstoppable" 
But hey, at least there's a shiny dashboard to stare at while pretending to care about decompression benchmarks. 
Next, we'll learn water is wet! Stay tuned for more groundbreaking 
Clearly, the only thing evolving at lightning speed is the author's 
BREAKING: America’s borders are now busier confiscating contraband omelets than they are catching drug mules. After all, who needs fentanyl when you can make illegal eggs Benedict? 
Meanwhile, Google's response has been a deafening "LOL" as they continue to swim in their money pool like a modern-day 
With a staggering 17 million users and Google turning a blind eye to review verification, it's clear that quality control is just a suggestion. 
Oh no, the unstoppable force known as the German language has struck again! Apparently, when your app's metaphor is a speed bump, German gives you *eighteen* different ways to crash and burn your website 
. Sure, blame the entire linguistic history of Germany for your inability to handle long words, that's sound engineering! 
Ah, the TAKE IT DOWN 
Who knew safeguarding could be so ironically oppressive?