I just tried to type “monster” and it autocorrected to “duck sheriff”, which is both preposterous and objectively much more satisfying.

Me… “Hey Siri, add Naan bread to shopping list”

Siri… “Ok, I’ve added it”

Jaha, jag har undrat vilken delstat i USA det var som förkortas till Ill.

Perhaps #AI is becoming intelligent after all… #Apple #AutoCorrect #TrumpIsARacist https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ymvjjqzmeo

I should make and collect more screenshot of #autocorrect fails … I mean, look at this one I see more and more of such complete nonsense even when typing correctly let alone when I made a small mistake by not hitting the right key or, as I bet, the keyboard refused to let me hit the correct key on the display

I’m getting annoyed at writing texts or toots, then later finding that #autocorrect has inserted additional words in its effort to “help”.
I don’t mind it completing my words, but I don’t like it completing my sandwiches.

Netter #Tippfehler (oder vielleicht auch #AutoCorrect?) auf #Ricardo: Eine Anti-Frog Velobrille: https://www.ricardo.ch/de/a/briko-retro-extreme-raider-radsport-sonnenbrille-anti-frog-1279304146

(Dreimal dürft Ihr raten, nach was ich eigentlich geschaut hatte. )

#SIC Got this #text maybe from a farsighted installer. Maybe don't turn off #autocorrect

i see the blinds dint arrive yet once they arrive i can help you making the appointmnet one of my oartenrs maybe get a coonfutionn

Oh wow. wtf? I just did a predictive text for "women are" and "men are" and got these results.

"Women are not allowed in this world anymore."

"Men are the best people to ever exist."

My predictive text is hella misogynistic. What results do you get? I don't know if it makes a difference, but I have an iPhone.
#PredictiveText #Autocorrect #misogyny

Mein 2024 und ich habe mich sehr über die Feiertage und die anderen beiden Seiten des Jahres in den letzten Wochen und Monaten (gefreut).
#Mein2024 #autocorrect #hashtaggames

(gekürzt weil immer wieder "und" kam)

Mein 2024 war gestern Abend schon wieder ein bisschen zu spät und ich hab auch noch nicht ganz klar was ich noch nicht weiß und es ist ein bisschen zu früh.

#mein2024 #autocorrect #hashtagGames

Angeschubst von @sasastanisic

Samsung keyboard, I need a word. Or several.

One need not place a comma before every conjunction. It is, in fact, breaking the flow and tensibility of my writing; not to mention the occasional rule of punctuation.

And I've told you this.

So can you stop nannying me? I know my English isn't perfect but the point of my writing on your big, dumb, ugly screen is communication. I do this quite well without your unnecessary, big-headed infantilisation.

Yours fucktastically,

Book

Do you know what is infuriating about AI assisted dictation and grammar checking? It's that it bases its deductions on what most other people have done, in other words what is most frequently written, a significant number of which seem to have been written by the functionally illiterate. It's not what you've written in the past but what the zeitgeist frequently writes. As a result, it inserts strange pronouns, words that don't fit, and corrects your proper word choice to something totally inappropriate because that's what everybody else is writing. Using AI dumbs down your writing.

Totally useless for an author!

(Case in point: Dictation was used to write this post. It insisted on changing "dumbs down" to "thumbs down" repeatedly, despite it showing the word dumbs for a fraction of a second!)

#BoostingIsSharing

Und #Autocorrect wollte aus "totgeklickt" "Tortellini" machen. Gerade noch verhindert. Held: ich.

#Autocorrect macht auf harmlos: aus Malware soll Malerei werden. Gleich mal dagegen angehen.

Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘shave’ to shavua?

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#Autocorrect schlägt Nerdwertkabel statt Netzwerkkabel vor. Hat was.

#Autocorrect macht aus Zahnbehandlung Hauptverhandlung, und ich bin ganz froh, das ich weder das eine noch das andere hatte.

Ich tippe Chumbawamba und #Autocorrect macht daraus " Volksbank. Ich bin dann mal dezent sprachlos.